The
Day the Mules Went Crazy
by Jim Foreman
Chapter 12 THE GREAT SPY HUNT
Mr. Zzikxz gave
me a huge old radio which would receive all sorts of short wave bands. He said that if
people knew that he had a short wave radio at his place, they would accuse him of being a
German spy and he would be arrested and shipped off to a prisoner of war camp. He said
that the FBI had already been by to talk with him about his political affiliations and
feelings but he convinced them that he was no threat to anyone. He told them that he
certainly had no love for Germany, mainly because they had taken over his country during
World War One. However, since he spoke with an accent, everyone naturally suspected that
he was a spy. He said that he used to listen to the classical music broadcast from Austria
on the short wave bands but when World War II broke out, all those stations went off the
air.
The radio was
much too heavy for me to carry home so my dad brought it home for me in his pickup truck
and we put it in my workshop. Actually, what I called my workshop was nothing but an old
feed shed next to the windmill, but it was a place where I could go to tinker with all
sorts of things that boys can find to take apart or fiddle with. I strung up a copper wire
antenna from the roof of the house to the platform on the windmill tower and down into the
shed. The ground wire was connected to a big nail driven into the ground. I could make the
ground work better by pouring water on it.
To my utter
surprise, on the regular broadcast band the radio would pick up radio stations all over
the nation. I could easily bring in places like Omaha, Denver and Dallas, but on good
nights, I could hear New York City and Los Angeles. Our radio in the house would only get
Amarillo, Wichita Falls and XERO, the Mexican radio station down in Clint, Texas where
they were always advertising records, bibles and baby chickens.
Other than the
usual afternoon serials that we boys always listened to, there was nothing worthwhile on
the regular dial. It was on the short wave bands where I discovered all sorts of
interesting conversations to listen in on. I found the frequency where the Army pilots
were talking to one another and the one they used for talking to the control tower when
they were ready to land. They were always calling themselves secret names like Bluebird
Two and Fox Seven but we knew that they were pilots because we could hear the engines in
the background.
My cousin who
lived about a block away and I were in the Boy Scouts at the time and there was a merit
badge for learning Morse Code, so we got a couple books and set out to earn that badge. In
order to be able to practice, we ran a wire from his bedroom to my workshop and began to
peck away, referring to our code book before each letter. In a matter of a few weeks, were
able to send and receive almost fast enough to pass the test for our merit badges.
In the process
of learning the Morse Code, I read everything that I could find in the local library on
radios and electronics. One day I was talking with Mr. Zzikxz about radios and he gave me
an old book which told how to build what was called a Damped Wave or Spark Gap
Transmitter. The article said that it was so simple to build that anyone could make one
out of parts from old radios, so I set about building one of my own.
When the
transmitter was done, I couldn't wait to try it out. When I turned the thing on and closed
the key, blue sparks danced between the copper spark plates. It seemed to be working but
there was no way I could be sure without help, so I took it to my cousin's chicken house
and told him to start transmitting and I would listen on my short wave radio. Sure enough,
it came in loud and clear but it sounded more like harsh static than the clear tones that
I had expected.
It's rather
difficult to carry on much of a two-way conversation with only one transmitter and one
receiver, but we worked out a system. My cousin would transmit a message and I would write
it down. Then I would race over to the transmitter in his chicken house while he ran to
the workshop and I would tap out an answer to him. My homebuilt transmitter was working
just great, in fact, it was working all too great.
The worst
problem with this type of transmitter, as we were to learn later, is that there is no
modulation of the signal to control the frequency and it spread from one end of the band
to the other and probably beyond. Our coded messages could be heard on every radio in
town, which made us very unpopular with housewives who were trying to listen to their
favorite soap operas which came on at about the same time that we got home from school.
The only thing that saved us from their wrath was that everyone figured that it was Mr.
Zzikxz doing one of his experiments.
Little did we
realize that once a signal is sent into the air, it doesn't simply stop at the person who
is receiving it, but can travel many miles in all directions. Among our listeners were all
the military pilots flying from the military airfields at Amarillo and Dalhart. As is
usual in the military minds, which were always a bit paranoid in their thinking, they
decided that they had discovered a spy in their midst. It didn't matter the least that the
rather inane messages that they were receiving were being transmitted in a laboriously
slow manner, but no spy in his right mind would use the same frequencies as those being
used by the military.
Since the
military had all sorts of signal tracing equipment, it didn't take long through the
process of triangulation, for them to discover that Stinnett was the general location of
the source of the transmissions. Each time that we would go on the air, they would send
airplanes aloft with direction finding equipment and they would head straight for
Stinnett. Since we were far more interested in Army airplanes flying over than we were in
playing with the transmitter, the instant that we heard an approaching airplane, we would
turn the radio off and run outside to watch it fly over.
The Army Air
Corps was having little luck in finding the transmitter on their own, so they turned the
matter over to the FBI. Since the FBI already had a suspected spy by the name of Mr.
Zzikxz living in the area where the Army said the signals were coming from, it took almost
no time at all for them to show up on his door step. Armed with search warrants, they
began to dig through his books, files and notes. The more that they searched, the more
convinced they became that they had stumbled upon a man who was a threat to the national
security. They were about to haul him off in handcuffs when the man running the direction
finding equipment notified them that the transmitter was back on the air. I'm sure that it
was quite a blow to their egos to learn that while they had seemingly discovered their
spy, he was transmitting coded signals right under their noses.
With their
mobile direction finding equipment, it didn't take the FBI long to zero in on the chicken
house where the clandestine transmitter was located. As blue sparks danced between the
copper plates of the spark gap, the door burst open and I looked up into the faces of two
of the meanest looking men I had ever seen. They were dressed in expensive suits and
holding guns in their hands. One of them growled, "This is the FBI, don't move."
There were
dozens of forms for our parents to fill out and sign while several of the FBI agents
lectured my cousin and me about all the problems that we had caused and made us promised
that we would never build or operate any kind of transmitter again without getting the
proper license. When they were finished with us, our parents made us apologized to Mr.
Zzikxz for all the trouble that we caused him. He just smiled as if he had known all the
time what we were going to do.
The electronics
expert who checked out the transmitter shook his head in disbelief as he watched blue
sparks dance between the copper plates. When he was satisfied that it really worked, he
boxed it up to take it with him. He even took the book that told how to make it. I'm sure
that those relics of the bygone days as a ham radio operator are still labeled "TOP
SECRET" and gathering dust in some FBI warehouse today. |