The
Day the Mules Went Crazy
by Jim Foreman
Chapter 17 THE REVENGE OF OLD THREE TOES
Old Three Toes, as he came to be known, was a wily old coyote which lived on the
Venable ranch where he was the nemesis and a thorn in the side of Jake Venable almost from
the day he was born. Actually, he wasn't pure coyote but about half coyote and half dog.
The dog half must have been some sort of a big black thing because while Old Three Toes
had the guile and disposition of a coyote, he was nearly coal black except for his belly
and at least twice the size of a normal coyote. During his long and notorious life, he was
poisoned, shot, trapped and once hunted down and caught by a pack of trained coyote
hunting dogs. Yet, each time he was always able to escape to continue the lifestyle of a
rogue coyote.
Jake's first sighting of Three Toes was shortly after the mother coyote brought her
pack of pups out of the den for their first look at the outside world. Jake immediately
noticed that one of the pups was much larger and darker than the rest. Jake recognized
that he was a half-breed coyote, one of the most despised critters in a cattleman's life.
Half-breed coyotes have a reputation of being especially destructive to cattle. Jake
pulled his 30-30 out of the saddle boot, took careful aim and squeezed off a shot at the
black pup. The bullet kicked up a puff of dirt between his legs and taught him to never
let a human get close again.
Jake set a couple traps near the place where had last seen them and baited it with
a dead rabbit. When he came by the next morning, he found that he had caught the black
coyote but all that he had to show for it was one toe. It had obviously been Three Toe's
lucky day because he was lifting his foot just as the trap snapped shut, catching him only
by a toe on his back foot. He immediately chewed himself free and escaped. From that day
forward, he became known as Three Toes because of the distinctive print he left with his
right hind foot.
Three Toes must have learned a lot from that first encounter with ranchers and
their traps because no matter how hard they tried, no one was never able to catch him in
one of those steel monsters again. In fact, it would appear that he liked to play tricks
with them. He would leave tracks around the traps without stepping in one, then dig them
up, turn them over and leave them on the top of the ground as if to taunt the ranchers.
Jake tried to poison Three Toes by putting strychnine in hot dogs and scattering
them along trails which he liked to follow. Three Toes swallowed one of the baited wieners
but immediately got sick and threw it up before it could do him any real damage. After
that, he would pass up anything which smelled the slightest bit suspicious and all that
Jake ever killed with his poison after that was dogs and hawks.
Being the biggest and strongest coyote in the area, Three Toes soon had quite a
pack of coyotes following him around. They could easily attack and kill calves and would
even take on full grown cows if they found a lame one. It got to the point where Three
Toes and his following were really putting a dent in Jake's herd. Not only were they
killing his cattle, but they often came right up to his house to take chickens, pigs and
even his cat. Every time that Jake found signs where something had been killed, he would
also find those familiar tracks with a toe missing.
Jake always carried a Lever Action 30-30 Winchester in his saddle boot and one day
he came upon Three Toes and his pack eating a calf that they had killed. Jake popped off a
quick shot which took down one of the coyotes, levered another shell into the chamber and
wounded another. Then he realized that while he was killing coyotes, old Three Toes was
getting away. He took careful aim at the black leader and squeezed off a shot. Just as
Three Toes was about to go over a hill and out so sight, he turned to take one last look
and the bullet took off most of his tail. With nothing to show for his shooting ability
except half a tail, he hung it from the rear view mirror of his pickup to remind him just
how much he hated that old black coyote.
There was a fellow in Stinnett who had what he called coyote dogs. Actually, all
that he had was a couple medium size mongrels and a big old yellow dog that would fight
most anything. His usual way of hunting coyotes was to drive around with his dogs in a box
in the back of his pickup until he spotted a coyote and then turn the dogs loose. The two
little ones would chase the coyote until it got tired of running and turned to fight. Then
the little dogs would stay just out of his reach until the big dog arrived to finish him
off. Jake hired the man and his dogs to hunt down old Three Toes.
Everything went as planned. They spotted old Three Toes, turned the dogs loose and
they took off after him. When the two little ones finally ran him to ground, they found
that he wasn't nearly as easy to hold at bay as most coyotes. He turned on the two little
dogs, killed one instantly and laid the other open so badly that he died before the night
was over. He and the big yellow dog were about an even match and a pitched battle went on
for several minutes. Things were turning in favor of the yellow dog when he made the
mistake of clamping down on an ear, putting himself in just the right position for Three
Toes to get hold of his throat. Even though the yellow dog was giving the ear a good
chewing, he was rapidly running out of air.
Jake and the dog's owner arrived in the nick of time because the big yellow dog was
fading fast. Seeing the men arrive, Three Toes released his grip on the yellow dog's
throat to escape. In his death throws, the yellow dog hung onto the ear and as Three Toes
bolted away, he left most of his right ear in the yellow dog's mouth.
Along about that time the government came out with a new gadget called a cyanide
gun to help control the coyote population. It was supposed to be fool-proof. You attached
the device to a fence post or to a stake driven in the ground, baited it with a piece of
meat and removed a pin to activate it. They always put a large sign above the gun warning
of its danger. When a coyote tried to get the meat, it would fire a cyanide pellet right
into its mouth, killing it almost instantly. It would kill a coyote so quick that he
usually got no more than a few yards from where the gun was placed.
Jake obtained several of those lethal traps from the local Department of
Agriculture Agent and set them in various places on his ranch. Sure enough, a couple days
later, he found four dead coyotes but none of them were his old enemy, Three Toes. The
black half-breed had found one of them but being wary of anything which even hinted of
man, he had approached it very carefully. After sniffing around it for several minutes and
finding no steel traps, he decided that instead of simply grabbing the bait and pulling,
he would nibble it from the side. It fired, but instead of sending the deadly pellet into
his mouth, it missed but the explosion hit him directly in the face, blowing one eye out
and half blinding him in the other. Now, blind in one eye and nearly so in the other, poor
old Three Toes was far from the coyote that he once was. He was now reduced to eating
watermelons, scrounging through trash cans and raiding chicken houses like a common dog.
Jake forgot all about old Three Toes the day that a letter arrived from the
Chevrolet Dealer in Borger telling him that the new pickup that he had been waiting for
ever since the war ended had finally come in. Jake drove to Borger in the rattling old
pickup that had barely made it through the war by being worked on at least twice a week.
On the way there, one of the connecting rods began to knock even louder than usual and
Jake feared that it wouldn't make it up the hill on the south side of the river. It gasped
its last breath as he pulled into the dealer's driveway.
There it was. A brand new 1946 Chevrolet Half Ton Pickup, forest green in color and
tires that actually had tread on them. Jake stepped gingerly on the starter and the engine
purred to life. He breathed in the new pickup smell and ran his hands over the genuine
imitation leather seat. It was the first new vehicle that Jake had ever owned and only by
building bridges for the county ever since the war started had he accumulated enough money
to buy it. The deal was made, the check was written, the new pickup filled with gasoline
and Jake headed back to Stinnett with a song in his heart. Actually, the song wasn't in
his heart but on the radio which he had to buy for five hundred dollars in order to get
them to sell him the pickup. The government controlled the selling price on new pickups
but not on radios. He drove all the way home at exactly 35 miles an hour because he wanted
to break the engine in right.
When Jake arrived at home, his wife rushed from the house to admire the new pickup.
She ran her hand over the simulated wood grain dash and Jake showed her how the radio
worked. As Jake carefully wiping away some bugs that had splatted themselves on the
windshield during the drive home, their admiration of the new pickup was interrupted by a
commotion coming from the chicken house. They rushed to see what was the matter. There he
was, old Three Toes, backed into a corner of the chicken house with a fat hen in his
teeth. He was really a pitiful looking thing, scars from countless battles, blind in one
eye, an ear missing and only a stub for a tail. He glared hatred at them from his one good
eye. Jake closed the hen house door; he had finally captured old Three Toes. It was a red
letter day, a new pickup and now he had captured his old enemy.
Jake got his 30-30 and as he took aim at Three Toe's head through the crack in the
door, he was suddenly stricken with a better idea. Considering how much misery and money
this old coyote had cost him, he wanted to extract more revenge than what simply pulling
the trigger and watching him die would provide. He lowered the gun and went into the barn
where he had most of a case of dynamite that he used to blast out rocks when he was
building bridges for the county. He was going to send Old Three Toes to his maker in
style. He got two sticks of the dynamite, a blasting cap and a couple feet of fuse.
Jake tossed a loop of rope over Three Toe's head, dragged him from the hen house
and soon had him safely stuffed into a gunny sack. Then he loaded him into the back of the
pickup and drove to the middle of his ranch.
Jake Venable was always the sort of person who got a rather perverse pleasure out
of seeing things die, but this was going to be his crowning achievement in revenge. He
used some electrical tape to firmly attach the two sticks of dynamite to Three Toe's back,
then he crimped the blasting cap onto the fuse with his teeth and carefully inserted it
into the dynamite. With everything ready, he dragged poor old Three Toes about a hundred
yards from the pickup and lit the fuse. Two feet of fuse would give him close to one full
minute to anticipate the end of his old enemy. He shook the rope off the coyote's neck and
gave him a kick in the butt to send him on his way.
Old Three Toes leaped to his feet and took off as fast as he could run, except
being able to see from only one eye, he was running in a big circle, kicking up a cloud of
dust as he raced across the dry prairie. Poor old Three Toes had two thoughts on his mind,
escape from his tormentor and find a place to hide so he could chew this infernal thing
off his back. Suddenly, his one good eye spotted something big and green ahead, and it
seemed to have just enough space under it for him to hide. Jake stood there dumbfounded as
old Three Toes raced toward his new pickup and crawled under it. Suddenly, there was a
loud explosion which filled the air with a cloud of dust, black hair and flying pickup
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